Pen Pal, this one's for you. [SpongeBob's plane drives down the runway and slowly begins to take off. SpongeBob pulls down the lever and the plane starts to fly. The audience cheers in astonishment.] Whoo-hoo! I'm flying! Yee-haw! [Suddenly, to SpongeBob's surprise, Patrick is running on the runway below him.]
Hey, SpongeBob! I can't believe you can actually fly like you said in your letter!
Patrick? You're Pen Pal?!
[laughs] Duh! [laughs]
But... but you said you were dying! You're not dying!
Dying? Oh, oh! You didn't read the whole letter!
[pulls out the letter] See? It says, "I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!"
[pulls out his second letter] And here's the second page: "...to see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob! Here are some other things I like to see: candy rain, a firetruck full of clowns, and... a bunch of other stuff."
It all makes sense now! [laughs] Oh, Patrick! [laughs]
[laughs as his letter slips off his hands] You thought I was dying!
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