Mr. Krabs, what is this thing?
Why, it's my old soap press!
Soap press?
That's right! All the soap Pearl and I use comes from this machine. And the best part is, it runs on 100% pure leftover Krabby Patties!
Leftover Krabby Patties?
[tosses a Krabby Patty into the machine] Their precious essences are harvested, and after a brief cooling process, tumble out this conveyor belt as fresh, wonderful bars of soap! [the new soap falls off the conveyor belt into a basket] Fresh and invigorating! Plus, it's absolutely free.
[picks up one of the soap bars and sniffs it] Ohhhh, that explains why it smells so familiar! I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs. If Pearl finds out that you...
[lividly] I've been using soap made out of Krabby Patties?!
Krabby Patty essence.
That's grease!
Well, if you want to split hairs, I suppose-
[furiously] DADDY! [throws soap at her father]
[runs away in fear] Got to go, you kids have fun!
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