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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 7

Sam, Patrick and others in “Big Sister Sam”

[after stopping Squidward by throwing a bulldozer that destroys SpongeBob's house] That'll teach those meanies.

You're still my rock, big sis.

[upset] Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.

[annoyed] SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?!

[still upset] She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!

[realizes] Well, I guess she can get a little carried away.

[angry and confused] What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?

[nervously] Well, it's about your temper, Sam.

[furious] No have temper! This makes sister Sam SO MAD! Sister Sam put on mean face! [turns face around with an angrier face] Now smash brubber house! [picks up the sand rock]

Not the rock! [jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it]

[slams the ground and yells in fury. Her regular face then sees Patrick hurt and unconscious. Sam realizes that her aggressive behavior causes her younger brother to get hurt] Patrick? Little brubber? Little brubber? Little brubber no wake!

Patrick? [takes out cookie dough]

[sniffs it and eats it as he wakes up] Cookie dough!

Patrick okay! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. [walks away]

Sis, no, hold on! Aw, don't feel sad. You don't have to go!

Yes, Sister Sam must go. Late for manicure. [elephant trumpet sound is heard as a close-up of her fingernails is shown; hugs Patrick tightly again] Bye, brubber!

Bye, sis.

[bus drives up and she punches another hole, but next to the door. The bus leaves]

Gee, isn't my sister something?

Aww, she's something, alright! [laughs, ending the episode]

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