Squidward, Eagle and others in “Squidward in Clarinetland”

Squidward

Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come back! Where are you? [bumps into an eagle's head]

I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.

Squidward

Uh, I'm trying to find my clarinet.

Your clarinet?

Squidward

Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.

[laughs] A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?

Squidward

You calling me a LIAR?!

[grabs Squidward with his tongue] I don't appreciate your tone.

Squidward

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you.

This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.

Squidward

[Eagle squeezed Squidward tightly; loosely] I've learned respect...

I don't believe you. [swallows Squidward and he ends up in the stomach, Squidward sees SpongeBob]

SpongeBob

Hi, Squidward! You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get here.