[SpongeBob and Patrick are relaxing on Squidward's couch, both looking bored]
Huh...Patrick?
Yeah?
Whaddya wanna do today?
I don't know.
Well, I guess we could play something. [opens a toy chest and rummages through] How about a yo...
No.
yo. [tosses it aside] Buried treasure board game?
Nah.
Dollies?
Hm..... nope. [SpongeBob holds up a ship in a bottle] No. [SpongeBob holds up a paddle ball] Nope. Nope. Uh-uh. No. Nah.
[holding up Old Man Walker] How about this?
Hello.
Uh-uh.
[tosses Old Man Walker aside, then falls into the chest and re-emerges with action figures] Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures! Ew. Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy.
[chewing on a Mermaid Man action figure] Yeah, that'll happen.
[tosses Barnacle Boy aside, wipes his hand, and wades through toys] Ugh, there is just nothing to play with.
There's gotta be something we can do.
[walks out of the shower] Ladda-de ladd-dum ladda-do... Hey! What are you doing in my house?
Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do?
GET OUT!
Well, yeah, we thought of that one.
[pushes SpongeBob, Patrick, and a pile of toys out the door] I believe this pile belongs to you. [throws Old Man Walker out the door]
Where are we goin' now, boys?
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