[SpongeBob runs out of the theater, he grabs an ax and looks for Boaty, he sees a bus coming toward him, SpongeBob strikes at it with his axe. The bus stops, and everyone in Bikini Bottom steps out]
Huh?
Sheesh. Calm down, boy.
You're all still alive? Well, where did you go?
It was National No SpongeBob Day!
"National No SpongeBob Day"?
Yeah. A whole day dedicated to getting away from you!
A day? But you guys have been gone for weeks!
Uhh... heh heh, yeah well... we kinda milked it a little.
[Patrick comes out of the bus, he has balloons and a t-shirt with SpongeBob crossed out on it, SpongeBob sees this and gasps in shock]
You too, Patrick?
Yeah. Everyone needs at least one day away from... [laughs like SpongeBob imitating his face]
[sadly] I'm... glad you had fun. [sobs]
Aww, cheer up, boy. It's a whole day inspired by you.
Really?
Of course! [cut to a scene of everyone in Bikini Bottom except SpongeBob around a SpongeBob made of wood] First, we build a giant wooden effigy of you, then we burn it to the ground. [the citizens burn it] Whoo-hoo! Burn, baby! [cut to everyone dancing on the ashes of the effigy] And dance on the ashes like there was no tomorrow. [cut back to the present time]
Wow. A whole day dedicated to me! [blushes]
Big deal. Wait 'til you see "No Patrick Day"! Come on, everyone. Let's go!
[Everyone gets back on the bus. SpongeBob knocks Patrick off when he tries to get on. The bus drives off and Patrick immediately forgets what happened and what he said]
Where'd everybody go? Hello? Hello [looks around and the episode ends as a heartbeat is faintly heard]
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