SpongeBob, I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny! [laughs]
It wasn't?
[takes out the "penny" he picked up] No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection! I think it's peppermint.
Ah ha ha ha ha hooooooooo hoo. I feel so relieved! There was no penny after all! Well, I'll be going now, You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob. See ya!
Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Hear, Gary. You can play with it. [Gary sniffs it, then blows raspberry at it, then walks away, the gum then absorbs it] Hey, this isn't gum or a penny at all. [pulls it out, revealing that it is a $500 bill] It's just a dumb old $500 bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection! [throws the bill over his shoulder and walks away annoyed] Ah well, good night, Gary.
[He discards the dollar; however, Mr. Krabs is still convinced there's a penny around]
[digging some holes] Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere! I'll just have to keep digging...!
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