Hello, and welcome to a very important evening. Tonight's event is entitled: Pennies, for the penny-less. And before the following images are shown, I would ask each of you to look not look with your eyes, but with your heart. [Mr. Krabs shows some images] 3 dimes ($0.30), 2 nickels ($0.20), 1 quarter ($0.25), 0 pennies. And since I realize the images seen here tonight may be wretchedly hideous, I am going to tell you what you can do to end this travesty. You can donate one penny to me: Mr. Krabs. Also known as: Mr. Krabs, the man who doesn't have one.
[Mr. Krabs starts crying and SpongeBob is crying too]
Mr. Krabs...?
[cheered up] Yes?
I would like to donate a penny....
You would?
IF I ONLY HAD ONE!!! [cries harder as Mr. Krabs screams inside his shell]
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