[An epilogue scene cuts to the Krusty Kantina where SpongeBuck is on stage]
Hey, everybody! It's good to be here at the Krusty Kantina! We got a real special show for y'all tonight! Featuring my new best pal, this guy! [Pecos Patrick gets on stage] He's an idiot! [everyone cheers]
So, what are we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?
We're gonna sing a song about friends!
What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?
Well, listen up and I'll tell you! ♪Who's there for you when you are sad and down?♪
♪Idiot Friends!♪
♪Who picks you up and slaps you all around?♪
♪Idiot Friends!♪
♪Who puts thorns in you so you can save the town?♪
♪Idiot Friends, Idiot Friends--♪
♪--Idiot Friends!♪
♪Duh, duh duh duh du duh duh do.♪
♪Idiot Friends!♪
♪Dah de da da da da da do.♪
♪Idiot Friends!♪
♪De da da da-doodle, duh do.♪ You know, SpongeBuck, all we've been singing about is what I've done for you. Well, what have you done for me? [Dead Eye pulls his pants down and laughs]
♪Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?♪
Thanks, buddy!
Curses!
Only an idiot friend would do that!
Let's bring it home, idiot friend!
Okay.
♪Who lets you ride on his coffin?♪
♪Who slaps you hard and often?♪
♪What do you and me have in common?♪
♪We're idiot friends!♪ [everyone cheers]
Thank you, thank you very much. [the epilogue and the episode ends]
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