What brings you to Dead Eye Gulch, stranger?
Strange is right.
The name's SpongeBuck. I left home to make my way here in the big city. I'm here for the job. [holds up a paper that says 'Sheriff Wanted']
Wonderful! You're hired. [gives him a badge] Hey everybody! Meet our new sheriff! [everyone cheers]
Sheriff? I'm not here for the sheriff job. I'm here for the fry cook job. [holds up the same paper but points to an ad that says "Fry cook wanted Low pay/No Benefits"] Back home, I'm known for my rootin-tootin, never-pootin chili. The spiciest chili west of the old west farm. [Krabs tries it and spits it out]
No offense, kid. But your chili tastes terrible.
In a good way?
No, in a terrible way. Look, we already gave you the badge. And the law of the west says: no take backs!
Since when?
Shshshshshsh! So that means, you're the new sheriff!
What happened to the old sheriff?
Uh, he's at Boot Hill. [shows a picture of a cemetery with a sign saying Boot Hill]
Gasp! And, why is he at boot hill?
Because Old Dead Tree Hill was totally full. [shows a picture of a full cemetery with a sign saying "Old Dead Tree Hill"]
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