That video will show me stealing SpongeBob's donut..! Oh, oh, oh, eee, eee! I gotta hide this thing. [tries hiding it under a picture of him and SpongeBob but it slips out. Patrick gasps and took it, Patrick tries to hide the donut in the lamp but the light on the ceiling shows the donut's reflection. Patrick takes it out, SpongeBob leaves his house and heads towards Patrick's, Patrick runs around it before putting it under the rug] Whew... [falls backwards onto a chair] Oh... [imagines SpongeBob walking in and stepping on the donut]
Hey, Patrick, I- [squish. He looks down and gasps] Donut! You monster...! You monster!
[Patrick gasps and screams, gets up and takes the donut and puts it in the toaster, but then imagines SpongeBob again]
Nothing goes with a video like toast! Let's pop some toast in the toaster and watch this bad boy!
[screams and takes it out of the toaster] Ow, hot, hot, hot, ow! [throws it in the toilet, then imagines SpongeBob again]
Get out of the way, Patrick, I gotta go!
[worries in fear and takes it out of the toilet] The attic! [cut to SpongeBob as he walked closer to Patrick's house, Patrick runs up imaginary steps, panting] Wait... I don't have an attic! [notices he's in mid-air, and then falls into his hole while he's screaming; Patrick lands on the floor and gets up] Oh... Ooh! I know! The attic. [goes up the imaginary steps again, falls and screams again; Patrick lands and gets up again]
Hey, Patrick!
Ah! [hides the donut] H-hey, SpongeBob.
Are you ready to-
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BEHIND MY BACK, SO DON'T LOOK THERE! [looks both ways; the donut is in the back of his pants]
Okay... No problem. Ready to see this? [takes out the tape, Patrick's eyes shrink in horror] The official testament of how heartily we party... hardly? [puts the tape in the VCR and pushes play, but Patrick stops him]
NO! [sobs] I took it, SpongeBob! I took your donut! I'm sorry!
[looks confused then smiles] Oh, Patrick! You really need to see this video.
[He plays the video of the party from last night.]
I wanna give you this, because you're my buddy and... A donut this nice could really make a guy happy.
You mean... This is mine?!
Of course! It was your birthday.
When?
Last night, silly!
Oh... Thanks, buddy! Hey, Wanna share it?
Sure, pal!
[The two each eat one half of the donut; SpongeBob stops and shudders because of how disgusting it is]
Yeah, pretty good, huh?
[SpongeBob shudders again; episode ends]
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