Hi, SpongeBob, whatcha doing?
I have turned poor Squidward into a frozen dessert!
That's awful, how tragic, poor Squidward.
This is all my fault!
Did you say frozen dessert? [takes the white ice cream cone out of the freezer]
Yeah, I turned him into a tasty soft-serve with a waffle cone. [cries]
Oh, soft serve. [licks ice cream cone]
PATRICK! STOP EATING SQUIDWARD!
Oh, sorry. [licks it a few more times]
Patrick! [Patrick licks it again] Pat...!
[frantically] But he's so tasty!
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