Plankton and Mr. Krabs in “New Leaf”

Ah. A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe. [laughs]

Plankton! You may have fooled everyone else, you might have even fooled yourself, but you ain't fooling me.

Oh, I get it. You caught me red-handed. [laughs then sighs] Those were the days, huh, Eugene?

Grr...

But I found there more to life than just trying to steal your formula. And I found it all right here in novelty items.

Bubkes.

Ah, Eugene. Stuck in your old ways.

Bubkes! If there's one thing certain in this world, it's that you can't resist me formula. [takes out the formula] You know you want it.

Thanks...but no.

A-ha, I knew it. [chuckles] It was all a trick to get me to hand over...Wait, did you say no?

Well, if you don't believe me, that's your problem not mine.

Problem?! I don't have a problem! You're the one with the problem! Look at this. It means nothing. It's all a facade, a hoax, a con, a front... [throws a shelf down; Plankton gasps] ...A sham, a snow job... [throwing the snow globes onto the ground and breaking them] ...Bologna with a side of flimflam and an order of Jive! [smashes the lava lamps with the baseball bat] See?! Who's the one with the problem?!

Look what you've done. This is my livelihood.

Sure it is. And this isn't the formula that you don't want. Come on, eh? Eh? Oop, too slow. [chuckles tauntingly]

[lividly bellowing] Get out!

[gasps] Oh, I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we'll all believe it. Soften us up and when our backs are turned, you'll make your move. [drops the formula] Oops. [walks out of the Chumporium]

What's this? [groans] Hey, Krabs!

I knew you'd come back.

You forgot something. [throws the formula back at Mr. Krabs] Can't you understand I've wasted so much time chasing after you? And now I have something that's mine. And it makes me happy. [walks back into the Chumporium]

[realizing that Plankton was telling the truth] I never thought I'd see the day. What happened to the invertebrate I used to know? [becoming upset] Plankton? [cries loudly, he runs across the road and falls down crying some more]