[finding out tears form a flood] Oh, that's it! This charade has to end! [storms out of his bed and rushes through the door]
[a door opens, a flood of water splashes all over Squidward and reveals to be a sad SpongeBob]
[tearfully] Hi, Squidward.
SpongeBob, this infernal crying has to stop.
But Squidward, I...I broke my laugh box! [sprays a fountain of tears into his face]
[puts his tentacle hands over SpongeBob's eyes, stopping the tears] SpongeBob, there's no such thing as a laugh box! I made the whole thing up to get some peace from your insipid laughter!
You mean...my laugh box isn't broken? And it was a cruel lie that sent me into spiraling depression?
[taken aback by the revelation] Uhh, well it sounds pretty harsh when you put it that way, but yes.
I could laugh the whole time?
Yeah. [SpongeBob begins to laugh again; both laugh] You really fell for it.
I guess I did!
You even fell for the ol' thermometer in the boiling oil routine. [laughs]
[stops laughing] It's really not that funny, Squidward.
It's hilarious!
See ya later, Squidward. [goes into his house]
[still laughing] Break your laugh box! What a schlemiel. [his laughter turns to coughing as his sides started aching] yahhhh! [inhales deeply and lets out a long cough, thus losing his laughter, and falls flat to the ground, two paramedics come take him to the hospital]
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