I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in the punch bowl... but I was supposed to lead THE BUNNY HOP! This is a bunch of barnacles! [runs up to the door with a pickaxe] I'M BREAKING IN!!!!!!!
[catches SpongeBob about to do so] Well, well, well. What do we have here? A burglar bunny. Why do they do it, O'Malley?
I don't know. It's probably how he gets his kicks.
You criminals make me sick.
I'm no criminal! I live here! I'm...I'm just throwing a party, I got locked out! I swear!
[Pause]
Well, why didn't you say so? What a terrible misunderstanding!
You have a nice party now, sir!
Boy, for a second there, I thought I was going to be arrested for breaking into my own house! What an ironic twist that would have been.
HEY!
[yelps]
Wait a second. If you're throwing a party... why weren't we invited?!
[stammers] But, I... you, uh, I didn't know... The Plan Your Own P-party Kit did-didn't mention the police!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, motor-mouth, tell it to the judge. [handcuffs SpongeBob, but the cuffs are broken] Oh no, these cuffs are broken.
Huh, we can't bring him in in broken cuffs. I got an old pair in the car we can use.
[SpongeBob is being taken to the car in a pillory]
Is it too late to offer you some punch?
Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
I understand.
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