[walks in with a lampshade over his head, giggling and turns on the light] Oh boy, that was some party! [SpongeBob is wearing his mother-like clothing and holding Junior and he gives Patrick a bitter look. SpongeBob is quiet and bitter outside, but in the inside, is very furious with Patrick for breaking his promise again] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Hey, Junior. [SpongeBob now looks at Patrick angrily as he taps one of his bare feet] What? What?!
[coldly] Oh, nothing.
[relieved and stupidly] Oh, what a relief. [stupidly takes the lampshade off his head and foolishly puts it on SpongeBob] For a second there, I thought you were mad at me.
[angrily takes the lampshade off his head] Do you remember what you said to me this morning?
Something about root beer, right?
[takes a deep breath, flatly] No.
Oh, wait, wait, let me guess. [confusedly gives up] I give up.
Does "you can take the night off, pal" ring a bell?
[scoffs in annoyance] I don't need this. [angrily walks outside]
What?! [angrily walks to the door] Where do you think you're going?
[opens his rock; angrily] I'm going back to work! [gets inside and closes his rock]
Work!? [growls in fury, rips off his foam rollers. He walks outside to Patrick's rock. He furiously opens it up, and finds Patrick in his easy chair, watching TV]
[two "bonk" sounds are heard on the TV; laughs] He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
[angrily] So, this is work?
You know, it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes, I gotta move the antenna, sometimes, I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
[sarcastically] Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! [pulls a briefcase out from behind his back, and opens it up to reveal that it is filled with sundaes and donuts as he angrily dumps it all over Patrick]
[quietly but fumingly] Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
[Becomes enraged; his balls his fists and his entire body shakes. He then loses his temper and goes ballistic on Patrick; his mouth has become huge. He screams intensely with fury] OVERTIME?!?! [jumps into Patrick's rock]
[SpongeBob and Patrick begin to argue intensely and abusively. Junior's chirping intensifies, which makes the two finally stop arguing and listen to it]
There's that stupid noise again!
Oh, that's not a stupid noise. That's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window.
[Junior is teetering on the edge of the window of SpongeBob's house, ready to fly]
Oh.
[immediately realize what was going to happen; their eyes bulge in horror] JUNIOR!!!
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