I gotta try to relax. Perhaps I can drown out their childish games with a little TV...
[He turns on the TV to see a show with boxes on a conveyor belt in a factory]
It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.
[Changes the channel to an old professor talking about a box equation on a chalkboard.]
The equation is illustrated here by zis box.
[Changes the channel to a soap opera with Nat Peterson and Incidental 48]
I couldn't afford a present this year... so I got ya this box. [holds up a box]
That's what I got you! [holds up another box]
Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?!
[Changes the channel to a boxing match on TV]
And welcome back to Championship Boxing!
Heh-heh, I guess this is okay. I mean, it's not really about boxes.
[Shows two boxes "boxing" each other in the ring]
I give up.
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