Grandma and SpongeBob in “Grandma's Kisses”

I'll bet you'd fancy a nap, huh, Patrick? [Patrick yawns] You still here, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob

Uh, I don't need to leave yet. I can be late for work.

[puts a blanket over Patrick as he lays on the couch] No, no, no, that wouldn't be the adult thing to do.

SpongeBob

Alright, I guess I'll be going. I've, uh, got a lot of adult-type business to take care of, so, I'll see ya later.

Okay, thanks for stopping by, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob

Yep, that is it. Here I go.

Come again if you get the chance.

SpongeBob

[opens the door] Out into the cold, grown-up world alone without a sweater.

Toodleloo.

SpongeBob

I don't know when I'll be back.

I know how busy you are.

SpongeBob

So, that's it. [Patrick is sleeping]

Shh, he's asleep.

SpongeBob

So long... [SpongeBob slowly closes the door of grandma's house, but then slams it with a sad look on his face. He starts throwing a tantrum] I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! I want cookies! [holds a big cookie and snaps it in half in front of his face] And milky! [holds a giant milk bottle, then comes up with a sweater] I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear diapers! [comes up with a diaper on and puts some baby powder into it] I wanna ride in my wagon! [rides in a wagon, then holds a big teddy bear] I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! I wanna rockey-rock my seahorsey! [rocks on his wooden seahorse with a hat and a lollipop] And I want a kissy on my boo-boo! [shows his bruised finger. He starts crying hysterically. He lies on the floor and cries while slamming his fists against the ground and then rolls like a wheel. Grandma looks at him sadly. SpongeBob then sits on the floor as his eyes pour tears into his mouth. Grandma thinks for a second. SpongeBob then starts crying like a sprinkler, flooding the entire house]

Take it easy, SpongeBob! [picks up SpongeBob, who is still crying] SpongeBob? SpongeBob! [she holds SpongeBob's mouth, stopping him from crying] SpongeBob, you don't have to be a baby to get all of Grandma's love.

SpongeBob

[sniffs] I don't?

Of course not. [pushes a cork in the floor and all SpongeBob's tears drain out] No matter how big you get, you will always be my little baby boo, and remember, you can kiss your grandma and still be an adult. [hands SpongeBob his sideburns and a chocolate chip cookie] Here you go. [SpongeBob puts on his sideburns and eats the cookie]

SpongeBob

Thanks, Grandma. [bites the cookie] Uh, Grandma, could you not mention this to the guys down at the Krusty Krab?

No problem. [hugs SpongeBob. Outside, Squidward and everyone else are laughing as the episode ends]