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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 2

Male Caller 1, Patrick and others in “Big Pink Loser”

[The phone rings and Patrick picks up the receiver]

MCMale Caller 1

[on the phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick

No, this is Patrick. [hangs up and whistles; the phone rings again and picks it up again]

FCFemale Caller

[on the phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick

[annoyed] No, this is Patrick. [hangs up again and continues to whistle; the phone rings and he picks it up again]

MCMale Caller 2

[on the phone] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick

[yelling angrily] NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!! [slams phone back onto hook] I'm not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob

Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick

Huh? FISHPASTE!

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