I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.
Patrick...?
What's my mom gonna say?
[holding his nose] Patrick?
Oh, my gosh, if my sister finds out...
Patrick?
...wait, I don't have a sister. If the bank...
Patrick?
I mean it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but-
[having had enough, he enlarges to stop Patrick's babbling] PATRICK! [shrinks back to normal] You're not ugly, your breath stinks. Really bad.
[sighs with relief, his stench in the shape of skull and crossbones] Ah, what a relief...
[his eyes water from the foul smell] Ugh, barnacles, Patrick! What did you eat?!
Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
[holding his nose] No, I mean just this morning.
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
What else?
Well, I had some of your sundae.
[realizing] Sundae... [whips out what's left of it] Patrick! My sundae gave us rancid breath!
Whatcha mean?
[coughs] I mean, we're not ugly! We just stink!
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