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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

Squidward and SpongeBob in “I Was a Teenage Gary”

[to SpongeBob] Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?

Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend?

What's a Gary?

Not a Gary. Gary. He's my pet snail. [shows Gary to Squidward] Say hello.

[Gary hisses at Squidward and drools]

You actually care for that thing?

I love Gary.

Well, I don't. Get somebody else. [walks off]

I guess we can't go away this weekend after all, Patrick.

[stops walking] Go away? [walks in reverse back to SpongeBob's Pineapple] You mean, if I watch Gary, you guys will be gone all weekend?

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