Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
Okay, I'll bite. What is it, SpongeBob?
Do you know what today is?
Annoy Squidward Day?
[laughs] No, silly. [gets out a calendar] That's on the 15th. [points to a picture of Squidward's head on the calendar] Today is the beginning of the judging for Employee of the Month.
SpongeBob, don't you know that award is a scam?
What do you mean?
Mr. Krabs gives you that award, so you'll work harder for no extra money.
That is not true, Squidward. He gives it to me because I work harder. You could win it too if you tried harder.
Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame? [shows wall full of SpongeBob pictures for being Employee of the Month]
No! [begins to cry for losing an award and falls on his knees] How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?
An experienced employee of the month always keeps a [lifts up his Krusty Krab employee hat to reveal a silver brick of lead inside it] brick of lead in his hat.
I won't let Squidward win. [the next shot is from SpongeBob's point of view. He sees Squidward setting his alarm clock, yawning and walking off] He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up. Target sighted.
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