Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidward-ier! [Squidward peeks out his window] Squidward! Look at my new pet.
That's no pet, that's a wild animal.
No, he isn't. Watch this. [throws a stick so the jellyfish returns it. SpongeBob is holding up 3 fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
[humming] 1, 2, 3.
Play dead.
[The jellyfish is buried underground with a tomb that says "R.I.P.". He pops up]
I wouldn't let that thing into my house even if it was potty trained. [the jellyfish, still on the rope, is on a toilet reading a newspaper] I didn't need to see that.
Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun.
How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?
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