Tum-ta-dum. Today's the big day, Squidward. Don't wanna be late. [flies into his closet, gets dressed, and goes outside] Gotta hurry! Hold it! Hold everything! [SpongeBob and Patrick stand outside, with bags] I would not want to miss this. The day SpongeBob moves. I can't believe it's really happening.
Don't worry, Squidward. I'll come visit you.
Don't try to cheer me up, SpongeBob. Please.
Here come my parents.
[Patrick begins to cry and the car horn sounds as SpongeBob's parents drive up]
SpongeBob. Hi, honey, we're here.
Come on, SpongeBob, hurry, hurry, son, your mother has dinner waiting.
Hi, Mom.
Hello, Mrs. SquarePants! Let me help you with these bags. [picks up the bags and carries them to the car]
Just give me a minute. [he walks back to where his house used to be] I cannot hold onto you any longer, little pebble. [buries it into the ground in the middle of where his house used to be] You hold too many memories. [sheds a tear, which falls from his nose and into the ground where the seed absorbs it, it then starts to glow. Then he shakes Squidward's hand] Well, Squidward, this is goodbye.
Goodbye, SpongeBob, goodbye. [dances and celebrates] Goodbye, SpongeBob. Bye-bye-bye. Goodbye, SpongeBob. Ha-ha. Goodbye, goodbye.
Come on, SpongeBob.
Goodbye, Patrick. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
[Patrick holds onto the back of the boat, lifting the front into the air, as he cries]
[still dancing and celebrating] SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving! La, la, la, la, la, la, la ha ha ha ha! He's leaving, ha ha! SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving!
[Suddenly, the ground starts shaking. Squidward stops dancing, while SpongeBob, his parents and Patrick stare. The pebble, revealed to be a seed, grows into a giant green stem out of the ground, SpongeBob's house grows from the plant and drops where his old house used to be and on Squidward. The stem then goes back into the ground]
My house is back! Aww! Good old pineapple! It was exactly where it used to be! [continues praising all of the returned belongings he possessed in his original house] Aww, Squidward, isn't this great? I'm back forever!
Forever?
[The episode ends]
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