Hey, you like karate too. So, what's your name?
Sandy. So what do y'all call yourself?
I'm SpongeBob.
Well, SpongeBob, take a gander at this. [breaks a rock into pieces]
Oh. Oh, yeah? Watch this! [makes armpit fart noises]
I like you, SpongeBob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Hi-yah!
Uh, I like you too, Sandy. Hi-yah! Ow. Say, what is that thing on your head?
Why, that's my air helmet.
May I try it on?
Heck no. I need it to breathe. I gotta have my air.
Me too. I love air. Air is good.
No kidding?
Why, "air" is my middle name. The more air, the better. Can't get enough of that air.
Shee-oot. How about comin' over tomorrow for tea and cookies then? Don't be late.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
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