[singing]
Me me me meeee... me me...
Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.
Oh, my computer wife, Karen.
Put down those punch cards,
Put down those punch cards,
And listen to my ode.
“Single Cell Anniversary” · Season 6
In this episode: Plankton (2), Abrasive SpongeBob (1), Karen (1)
Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.
Oh, my computer wife, Karen.
What compares to,
What compares to...
Ehhhh, um, eeh... AH-HA!
Your beautiful diodes?
[Instrumental break]
Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.
Oh, my computer wife, Karen.
I was blinded, yes, I was blinded,
I was blinded by the light of your cathode ray.
Oh, I built you, yes, I built you,
I built you in the - ehhh... erm...
In the shape of a cube!
Oh, my Karen. Oh, my Karen.
You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes!
[Plankton hugs one of Karen's lightbulbs. Karen smiles, Plankton, SpongeBob, and Patrick bow, and the song ends]
[sniffles] That was so beautiful.
You really liked it?
I loved it! But not as much as I love you, Plankton.
I l... l... love you, too! [Bikini Bottom citizens, including SpongeBob, rush in and say "Aw."] So, can I have my present now?
Of course, my little overlord. Now loading the Krabby Patty Formula...
They're such a lovely couple. [sniffs before he suddenly gasps] The Krabby Patty Formula?!
Yes! You porous kitchen utensil! By helping me woo my computer wife, you've just doomed the Krusty Krab! [laughs evilly]
Oh no! I've got to stop it before it's too late.
45% Loaded.
[presses several buttons on a computer keyboard] Control, Alt, Delete.
55% Loaded.
[smashes against the computer keyboard] How do you turn this thing off?!
Get your hands off my wife!
65% Loaded.
[gasps] The plug. [Plankton gasps] Ha! You lose, Plankton.
[sarcastically] Oh no. You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob.
[gulps] I am so fired.
Loading Krabby Patty Formula...
Here it comes!
Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.
That's fantastic. Where's that formula?
[cries happily with tears of joy] I'm crying... What's going on? [starts to spark electric sparks]
Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?
No. I'm just so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!
But you're shorting out!
I'm just--. The Krabby... Patty... Formula... loading... completed...!
Yes!
NO!
[The text on the screen blurs and the word "ERROR" appears on the screen]
NO!
YES! I'm saved! Your wife exploded! [puts up his arms with victory; Plankton makes a serious face] Um... happy anniversary, you guys. [scratches his head, shrugs, and leaves]
CVComputer Voice
Rebooting... Loading E.M.I.L.P.
E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!
CVComputer Voice
Emergency Mother In-Law Program.
Oh, no.
[Karen's screen displays an angry-faced mother in law wearing glasses]
EME.M.I.L.P.
Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?! You made her cry! [Plankton groans] You know, she could have been with an ATM! Someone with money! But she chose you! I don't know why!
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