[after regaining his youth]
BBoy
What, what happened to me?
I don't know, but I want the name of the vitamins you took this morning.
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You again. Stop meddling in my affairs.
Not until you explain that aging trick. I hate mysteries.
What would somebody as brain-pumped as Debra see in a jock like me?
Hey, she definitely likes you, dude. So, she can't be that smart!
[to the Vulture who's flying off with Harry Osborn]
What is it with you and the Osborn's? Are you trying to start a collection?
[to Harry Osborn as he hangs him from the stage roof]
Sorry guy. Just pretend you're the lead in Peter Pan.
[after noticing that he has only a few minutes left of youth]
No time to finish. [he flies off]
Huh, I guess he had a cake in the oven.
[after seeing Mary Jane and Harry Osborn hugging]
The story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl.
[after tripping Flash, thinking he was an intruder]
Thompson, what are you doing here?
Spider-Man, I was only looking for someone. See? [holds out flowers]
For me, you shouldn't have.
[while dodging Toomes's laser turret]
Great, I'm trapped in a gigantic video game. At least I don't need any quarters.
[to the Vulture as he stops him from taking Flash's youth]
Ah ah ah. You didn't say may I.
Rescued by Flash Thompson, how embarrassing.
Here is a little present, creep!
I sense hostility. Go with your feelings - vent!
[after attacking the Lizard]
I don't want to hurt you doc. I don't know if I could if I wanted to.
[about Doctor Strange]
He should take that act to Vegas. All he needs is a couple of tigers!
I must warn you. The odds against us returning alive are astronomical.
Big deal. I've been through the Bronx. I'm ready.
[while they are flying]
Thanks for the freak trip, Doc. This is saving me a fortune on webbing.
Looks like they're closed for the night.
[to Doctor Strange after he opens a hole in a force field)
Remind me to call you if I ever lose my house key.
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