I can't lose Aunt May the same way I lost Uncle Ben. If ever my spider strength meant anything at all, this is that time.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
All the men in the world, and I have to fall in love with a vampire! Uh, love, who needs it!
[to Hammerhead]
Now why's a smart crook like you pulling a crazy stunt like this? You always seemed so...level headed!
[to Hammerhead, as he reels up the Tablet of Time]
Hey, watch it! The tablet's no good to anyone, broken. Use your head. Uh, forget I said that.
[to Spider-Man holding the Tablet of Time]
Freeze creep.
No, let him go. He saved the Tablet of Time.
Something here doesn't smell right.
Aren't you listening? Spider-Man's a hero.
No, no I mean, phew, something really smells bad.
[Spider-Man's covered in fish slime]
Uh, sorry.
Not another robot. Why aren't women this attracted to me?
[getting the tablet of time away from Smythe]
Sorry. I have to take one tablet every night before bed. Doctor's orders!
[watches the Mega-Slayer fly off with the Tablet of Time]
Wonder why he's leaving. I hope it wasn't something I said.
[sees Dr. Connors getting away]
Uh oh, I almost forgot what I came for. Sorry I can't finish this, but here's a going away present.
[slams a computer console on Spider-Man]
[about Tombstone]
For a walking Mt. Rushmore, he's fast.
[to Hammerhead, as he tries to kidnap Alisa]
Yo, chrome dome, the lady didn't finish her latte.
[as he's covered in cement]
Great! Now I'm going to be turned into a life-size Spidey statue. Minus the life!
I better get home and change into my spare costume before I turn into Tombstone junior.
[he's reading a letter with piece of hair imagined about Vanessa Fisk]
He's got her! Silvermane's got my wife!
[ringing from the computer screen and Silvermane pressed the button]
Boss, Hammerhead double crossed us!
Hammerhead?! What are you talking about?
He kidnapped Alisa from ESU.
He's taking my daughter? I'll- Uh... Ooh...
You okay?
The Kingpin! He's behind this.
Let me go size him up for one of my coffins.
[they are walking towards to check on Vanessa Fisk in the chamber]
No. If Kingpin touches a hair on Alisa's head, he'll suffer pain worst than anything I am feeling!
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