OOfficer
[answering the phone] Park Country Police Station. What's your emergency?
[on the phone] Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks and it's 10:30 at night!
OOfficer
Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife, who just want to be left alone?
Yes! They're being super loud, and I'm trying to work on my brand! [looks outside from his window] Oh, God damn it, now the prince is playing polo on the lawn!
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