[Tegridy Farms; The mayor angrily bangs on the front door for Randy to answer]
[answers the door] Oh, hi, Mayor.
We need to talk, Marsh.
[Inside the house]
What's going on? Are people not liking the Christmas Special so far?
Oh, people love the Christmas Special. [picks up a jar and turns to Randy] So, Marsh. What exactly is in this Christmas Snow?
Okay, okay, look, you busted us. It's a mix of different strains of marijuana we had left over from last season. I know, it's wrong.
No, no, no, what is the white stuff on the marijuana?
Oh, that? That's cocaine.
[horrified shock] WHAT?!
Yeah, I got the idea praying to Christ. You know, powder, snow, it's what gives Christmas Snow its kick. Getting enough cocaine was the tricky part, so we started growing our own. Turns out the coca plant is even hardier than the marijuana plant. It can grow even when we're out of season.
What is wrong with you?! We can't have you selling this stuff in town! Cocaine is ILLEGAL!
It is?
Jesus Christ, you can't just give people coke without them knowing! We could all go to prison!
Hey, hey, it's not a big deal. I've been through this before. Hang on, I'll handle it. Don't go anywhere. [pulls away from the farm and goes to town; later returns] Okay, cocaine's totally legal now. [hands the mayor the new law]
It- it is?
Yeah, legal in seven states including this one, and other states are soon to follow. I told you. It's 2019, dawg.
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