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S23 E2

South Park · Season 23, Episode 2

Mickey Mouse, Thor and others in “Band in China”

All right?! Who's the asshole?! Which one of you decided to go and start badmouthing the Chinese government?! Huh-uh. Who here thought they had permission to say anything critical of Chinese politics?!

TThor

Well it is true, sir. The Chinese seem to exploit their own people in forced labor cam-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THOR! You're here to flex and not speak, you fucking bitch!

WPWinnie the Pooh

Please. Mr. Marsh was only standing up for me and Piglet, because we were political prisoners.

YOU are a fat diabetic bear, and if the Chinese don't want you, then I don't either! Now who the fuck is Mr. Marsh?!

Uhhh that's me. Randy Marsh.

Who is this? I don't know you. Are you from Pixar?

No, I'm from South Park.

What's South Park? Do I own that?

DCDisney character

No, not yet sir.

You're telling me that I'm losing Chinese customers because of some shithead that's not even from MY company?!

Hey, hold on a minute! Do you really think this business should be run through intimidation and fear?! Whatever happened to old-time values?! You already have business with the Chinese. You have all the connections money can buy! But there's one thing you don't have. That's Tegridy.

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