And now, the exciting conclusion of Terrance and Philip: Blood Rage... (a "Special Presentation" graphic appears onscreen)...will not be seen tonight so that we bring you this Queef Sisters special! (The "April Fools" graphic seen at the beginning of Not Without My Anus appears again, with the accompanying kazoo honk.) The Canada Channel presents... The Queef Sisters, Katie and Katherine Queef! Two Toronto girls who love shooting air out of their vaginas! (Cut to several stills of the titular sisters doing just that...)
(Cut to a gynecologist's office. The Queef Sisters are both in stirrups as the doctor comes in.)
All right, Queef Sisters! It's time for your yearly Pap smear and vag exam!
Katie (pleasantly: All right, Doctor!
Katherine (equally pleasant): I'm ready, Doctor! (The doctor walks over to Katherine.)
Now I'm just going to check for cysts... (he puts his head down between Katherine's legs, and not even two seconds later, she queefs, blowing his hair back. Repulsed) Ugh!(The sisters laugh, not unlike Terrance and Philip would.)
(Cut back to the kids watching this spectacle in disgust.)
Cartman (disgustedly): What the f**k is this?!
(Cut back to the gyno's office.)
Doctor (sternly): Now, listen here! If you queef in my face, then I refuse to be your gynecologist!
Katherine (apologetically): I'm sorry, Doctor, I had air trapped in my vagina.
Well, just don't let it happen again! Now, I'm just going to check for cysts. (Again, he assumes the position. Again, Katherine queefs. Again, they both laugh hysterically. Now he's really mad...) Now, stop it! That isn't funny! Babies come from there! (Once again, he assumes the position. Need we elaborate on what happens next? He slams down his notepad in disgust.) That does it! No Pap smear for you! (points at Katherine)
But, Doctor, what if I have cancer?
Doctor (unmoved): You should have thought about that before you queefed in my face three times!
(Cut back to the kids. They're even more confused and disgusted than before, but it's leaning more towards disgust.)
Butters (confused): They aren't gonna show Part Two of The Terrance and Philip Show?
(Back to the gyno's office.)
Doctor, my sister's just being difficult. Maybe you could examine my cervix instead!
Well, all right...Now I'm just going to check for cysts... (You know the rest. Thoroughly repulsed, he throws down his notepad again.) That does it, Queef Sisters! I'm not your vaginal doctor anymore! (He storms out of the exam room, slamming the door behind him.)
Katherine (innocently): Oh, Katie, I do believe we made the doctor angry.
Katie (innocently): I guess so, Katherine... hhahahahaha
(Cut to the kids.)
Dude! What the hell is this disgusting crap?
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