You three faggots are going on stage, and [points at Stan, Kyle and Cartman] YOU three faggots aren't gonna stop me! Nobody is ruining this event!! Ha-ha. I've worked too long and too hard to have anybody fuck this up! [Kyle turns up the microphone, causing the audience to hear Mickey's voice; they stop cheering] Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha-ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Ha-ha. It's because you make little girl's gineys tickle! And when little girl's gineys tickle, I make money! Ha-ha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid! Ha-ha. And the purity rings make it okay to do whatever I want! Ha-ha. Even the Christians are too fucking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters! I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, ha-ha! And do you know why? [Cartman presses the curtain control button, raising the curtain] BECAUSE CHRISTIANS ARE RETARDED! Ha-ha. They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha-ha. [realizes the curtain is up; turns and faces the audience, embarrassed] Ohhh. Ha-ha. Hello, folks.
BOOOOO!!!
Now, now, take it easy, ha-ha. Here's the Jonas Brothers.
Come on, guys. [they turn and walk offstage]
No! Stop! Bring them back here!
It's over, Mr. Mouse. Everyone's tuning out.
NO!!! NO, GODDAMNIT!!! NO!!! [all the while, the audience continue to boo] SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!
[He suddenly blows up to a great height and breathes fire on the audience; they run away screaming]
[cut to a local family watching at home; as they're watching the chaos, the father shuts off the TV]
That's it, girls; no more Disney TV for a while.
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