Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.
Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to ya one more time. You have to wear the purity rings, 'cause that's how we can sell sex to little girls, ha-ha. See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else Disney Company looks baaad, ha-ha.
But we don't wanna be selling sex to little girls any more!
The rings stay on!
Well, well, maybe we'll just refuse to go on stage!
[Enraged, Mickey punches Joe in the balls, causing him to fall over; he then kicks him in the face]
You don't... fucking... talk to me... like that, ha-ha! You little... piece of... shit, ha-ha! [Joe lies on the ground, coughing up blood] Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up! Ha-ha. [Nick and Kevin help Joe to his feet] Now, do we have a problem? Ha-ha.
No, sir.
No, Mr. Mouse.
[whimpering] No, Mr. Mouse.
Oh, that's good, 'cause I thought we had a problem for a minute there, ha-ha! [heads for the door] Alright now, get out there and make me some goddamn money! Ha-ha. [slams the door behind him, causing a picture of the Jonas Brothers to fall and shatter]
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