Cartman, Mr. Mackey and others in “Le Petit Tourette”

Cartman

Thank you, everybody. Suck my balls! [audience applauds] And I also wanna say that [revealed that he made the whole thing up.] I'm making all this up! [startled by his own words, then covers his mouth as the crowd falls silent.] Uh, I... I...'m making this all up to you, for putting up with my mental disorder. I cry at night because I don't have a dad. [turns away from the mic and mumbles] What the hell is going on?

Uh, it's okay, Eric. We understand your illness, m'kay?

Cartman

No hey ut what, what I meant to say was "asslicker cumballs." And uhh, [helplessly] I'm secretly in love with Patty Nelson. I fantasize about kissing Patty Nelson! [covers his mouth]

Ewwww!