And if I'm a monkey, then I might as well act like a monkey, huh? [starts acting like a monkey, then pulls down her pants and starts pooping into her hand]
RDRichard Dawkins
What on Earth are you doing?
Don't ask me, I'm a fucking monkey! [throws feces at Dawkins's face]
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