George W. Bush, Reporter 1 and others in “Cartoon Wars Part II”

Look, the fact of the matter is, the Family Guy writing staff is protected by something called the First Amendment.

And what exactly is this First Amendment, Mr. President?

You know...right to free speech.

Mr. President, when your administration came up with this First Amendment, did it not foresee a problem like this might happen?

Well, we didn't come up with the First Amendment. It was already in place.

What do you intend to do about this First Amendment, Mr. President?

Forgive me, Mr. President, but this First Amendment sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-jroo.