Kyle in “The Wacky Molestation Adventure”

[Song that convinces Castro to convert to democracy]

If I could have one wish, just one wish in the whole world

If I could have one wish, it would be for Cuba to change

'Cause I think all of the Cubans are in pain

All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea

Doesn't mean a thing, if Cubans aren't free

I just can't be very happy, I'm certain

Not as long as your Cubans are hurting

Oh, won't you search your soul, and find a way to change your mind?

That is my one and only wish