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South Park · Season 4, Episode 13

Kyle and Rancher in “Helen Keller! The Musical”

[Kyle has agreed to buy a turkey from a rancher]

Kyle

How much?

RRancher

Fifty bucks.

Kyle

But you were just gonna take it out in the backyard and put a bullet in its head!

RRancher

I know! Now I gotta find something else to shoot.

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