[drawing a gun] Well, that does it!
Hey, what are you doing?
I have no other choice. For the sake of humanity I have to kill him. [Cartman]
Oh, okay. hello.
That's fine. [pauses] No, wait!
What?
Can I do it?
Oh well, I suppose. [hands gun over to Stan]
Sweet! Kiss your ass goodbye, Fat boy!
Wait, perhaps there is another way. If you take me to where Eric Cartman lives, I could try reasoning with his human mother.
Well, yeah. Or we could just kill him.
Yeah, that would be faster.
He's right there.
I'm afraid I can't. I think I'm actually starting to feel what you "humans" call compassion. It's an amazing feeling.
Oh.
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