[Stan and Kenny sit on the curb in front of "South Park Pianos"]
[despondent; voice breaking] There's nothing more I can do, Kenny. I've tried everything to save Kyle. Holistic medicine is gonna kill my friend!
[muffled] You never seem to care when I die.
My friend is gonna die! He's gonna die and there's nothing I can do about it! [starts to break down] Oh God! He's my best friend... [breaks into tears]
[stands up; muffled] WELL, NOW THAT DOES IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT! SCREW YOU, STAN, I'M GOING HOME! [walks away; above him, a man is hauling a piano, but realizes the ropes are tearing]
Look out! [the piano snaps from the ropes and crushes Kenny] Oops.
Awgh! I'll never see Kyle again! [continues sobbing]
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