Cartman and Mrs. Cartman in “Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut”

Mom, can I ask you a question?

Sure, Hun.

You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?

Uh-huh.

And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad?

Yes?

Well, what's your question, Hun?

Goddamn it, do I have a dad?!

Oh!

I want to know where I came from.

Oh. Hmm. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.

Uh-huh...

And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.

So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?