Who is Mysterion?
“The Coon” · Season 13, Episode 2
In this episode: Mysterion (2), The Coon (2), Eric Cartman (1), Repeated Line (1)
Who is the Coon?
My identity's gotta remain a secret. You're not gonna know.
Yeah, well. You can't know my identity either!
I assume you must be Cartman. Because you're fat!
Well, you're wrong! I'm not Cartman and he's not fat!
LMLocal man
Look! Mysterion and Professor Chaos are fighting!
LMLocal man 2
Give him Heck, Mysterion!
LWLocal Woman
Look out, Mysterion, General Disarray is behind you!
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