I can't believe you kissed Chad! Where in the script does it say that 'Sonny kisses Chad?'
It's not in the script. I told you, I wanted to play your character honestly.
(laughs) And you think that I would kiss him?
Yes I do.
Well, I would never kiss him.
In that scene?
No! Not anywhere! Not in a scene, not in a dream. Not in car. Not near, not far, not here, not there, not anywhere- I'm rhyming aren't I? See, I do that when I don't want to kiss someone.
Really, Sonny, really?
Now you sound like Chad!
Huh, well that line is in the script. Page eighteen, twenty two and twice on thirty nine.
He does say that a lot. (both Sonny and Selena laugh)
Well maybe it's because he has the same issues as you do.
Wha-? Pfft! What are you? Some kind of expert on how people feel about each other? Some sort of relationship...wh-what's the word? [gasps] WIZARD! YES! You like to sprinkle your wizardy relationship dust over people who you think you know, but you don't! No, you don't! So you know what I say? I say good day wizard! [walks away then comes back] I say good day!
[into recorder] Thinks I'm actually a wizard.
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