A character in Solar Opposites
42 teams got eaten by T. rexes?!
What? They're one of the strongest dinosaurs.
That's almost half of us!
It's weird that they're carnivores and you're plants, so they're not even getting nutrition. They're just being dicks.
We're being spied on. Everyone in that restaurant had earpieces. No one was eating their dinner, they just kept staring at us.
Uh, yeah, these are rural people. Seeing city folk like us is a big deal, 'cause we're so much better dressed and smarter than they is.
You shall be grounded for one earth month.
Grounded?
Yes, grounded.
Oh No, oh, it’s gonna be okay! Korvo, you made him cry, psychopath.
[First scene of the new season]
Guys, guys, guys, check it out, I got the original dartboard on cheers on eBay! I only costs a hundred thousand dollars! I’m gonna put it up…
Hey, I thought Korvo said “No more throwing metal in the house” after you got that butter knife stuck in his eye.
These are famous darts! Whatever Korvo doesn’t know won’t hurt him! Watch this… [accidentally throws a dart at Korvo’s neck] Whoa! Oh my god!
You hit Korvo in the throat, Terry!
Oh my god!
Go get the Voice Changing Ray… [Yumyulack goes upstairs] I’m sorry, big guy, my bad, we’ll get this fixed in a jiffy… [Yumyulack zaps Korvo’s neck]
[new voice] I told you not to throw metal around here, we’re going to be late for work, stop buggering about…
Boo!
AAAAAAAHHHH!! [run off]
[gets his ghost sheet off] I suppose you’re wondering why I went through all this trouble.
Just get the Fuck out of here!
A one, two, a one two, three, four! [singing] The Deeno and the Opposites! From prehistoric times to something space! Something, something out of this world! Okay, okay, stop, stop! Just rocking from the heart isn’t working! We need to write some lyrics!
No, keep rocking!
[still in bed, listening to loud music] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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