[Mary walks in to find her son, Jodie, wearing women's clothing]
Jodie?! What in the world are you doing?
Ma...
Look at you! My wig, my necklace, my best dress-- Oh! You wear that belted!
Yes.
I never thought of wearing it belted. It looks much better that way.
Sure. It breaks up the straight line here, and then it just blouses slightly at the waist.
Well, that's much more slimming.
Definitely.
Jodie, get out of my clothes.
Mother! Sit down.
Jodie! Come on!
Mother, how would you like a daughter?
What are you talking about?
Sit down, Mom.
Jodie, just tell me.
I'm thinking of having a sex-change operation.
[laughs] A sex-change operation. A sex-change operation.
Right.
I better sit down.
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