[Charlie continues playing Grand Strategy IV until he receives a call from Mr. Boss]
Shit! [answers phone, pretend coughs] Hello?
[acts nonchalantly] Hey, Charlie. What're you up to?
Hey... [pretend coughs] Hey, I-I'm actually home, uh...sick right now in bed. Pim told you that, right?
Yeah, he did, he did. [checks his laptop] The only problem is I can see you on Steam right now playing Grand Strategy IV, [snaps furiously on the phone] you fucking liar, you fucking piece of shit, little fucking rat!
[frantically closes his game] What?! No-no-no-no, I don't know what you're taking about--!
[closes laptop] Charlie, I'm gonna make this really simple for you, dude. If you don't get into work by noon, you're fired! [stands up and screams angrily on the phone] YOU HEAR ME?!! FIRED!!! GET IN HERE!!!
[Mr. Boss angrily throws his phone against the wall; he calms down and sits back to his desk]
Now where was I? [goes into a fit by panting and rubbing his arms]
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