“Wait, what? What am-- Dude, what am I...” – Charlie, Smiling Friends ... TV Quotes Database

Wait, what? What am-- Dude, what am I looking at? What is that?

Charlie, that-- that's not Earth, right?

[Reveal: The Flat Earth.]

Pim, that's completely flat, that a hun-- that's a hundred percent flat, dude!

I know, that's what I mean, that-- I'm-- that's what I'm saying, that-- That can't be real, right? That's not, like--

I-- It-- We're looking at it, dude! That-- The-- The Earth is, uh-- the Earth is flat! The Earth-- I just-- look at-- I dunno, the Earth is flat!

Charlie, the Earth can't actually be flat, right?

There's the glass dome! Dude, dude, oh my God, dude, oh my--

This is-- This can't be real.

I need to sit down.

This can't--

Pim, we-- we need to take this to the grave, we cannot tell anybody. This changes literally every-- This changes everything.

No, I-- I know. I c-- We can't-- We can never tell-- We can never tell anyone.

I might actually puke, get back a little. I might puke. Stand back. I'm gonna throw up.

Oh my-- Okay.

I'm gonna throw up.

The Earth is flat, Charlie.

I know.

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