Oh, Allan! I actually have a very exciting job for you too! I just ran out of those little metal things that hold paper together. The eff are they called again? You know, the thing that's all like-- [he bends his pointer finger backwards, instantly breaking it]
Paperclips?
Yeah, that's it! If you could fetch some for me, I might have a special reward for you.
Hm, what's the reward?
Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, Allan, now would it?
No, I guess not. Okay, I'm gonna go get those paperclips, then.
[deeper, "normal" voice] Cool. Cool... I really hurt my finger doing that paperclip bit.
Yeah, no, I-- I saw.
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