Smallville · Season 1
His missions are dangerous! And the fact he's taking you with him —
No-no-no, it was just internet interception... that ended up having a vicious ninja lady attached to it who chased me onto the roof and then almost beheaded me and went rappelling over the side of the building. Which, I've got to admit, was really smokin' cool.
(slapping Oliver across the face) That's for breaking my heart!
(wincing) Really? 'Cause it felt like it was for not calling when I got back in town.
Oh, that one will come when you're least expecting it. Will you put a shirt on or something?
The whole jumping to conclusions thing before you get the full story? How's that working out for you?
Huge time-saver.
[...]
I missed you... more than you can possibly know.
If you think that glistening-muscle-answering the door in your bare chest routine was gonna work... you were dead on.
Maybe we should call her the "Yellow Raven".
"Black Canary" has a better ring to it.
[Dinah is invited to join Green Arrow's Justice League.]
I'm not really a team player.
Good. Then you'll fit right in.
Everyone was so quick to turn me into Lady Macbeth when they found out that I was watching Lex. And yet, you are the second person to ask me for a favor today.
Lois?
Oh, don't even think of looking at me now. So, in all those nights together, somewhere between brushing teeth and spooning in the sheets, you didn't think that it might be a good time to mention that you prowl the streets with green leather and a compound bow?
Well, I don't usually bring the compound bow.
Oh, so now he's a funny hero. I can't believe you didn't tell me that you were Green Arrow!
Hard to imagine why when you're taking it so well.
You think the lacerating ropes and platinum fembot... might have something to do with my lack of empathy? So, what? Little Ollie got bored with dodgeball in P.E... and decided to play William Tell? Whoa... wait a second. I kissed Green Arrow last year when you were standing there with me in the alley!
Yeah. I remember that with precise detail.
I can't believe you! You, who were supposedly my boyfriend, arranged for me to be lip-locked with some wannabe hero!
Speaking of heartbeats, you didn't have one for over 18 hours.
I was hoping we could skip the lecture and go straight to the "welcome back" dinner. I'm starving.
It's 15 hours longer than the last time, Chloe. I've been sitting here, literally, trying to think about what to say at your funeral.
Well, let's both be glad that I'm alive, 'cause I know how much you hate giving speeches.
What are we doing, Lex?
No one asked you to be here, Lois.
Trust me, I never planned on being your Sundance Kid, especially in the armpit of Motor City.
Hey, bald man, look, is it really worth killing her to get to me?
Rhetorical question, Lex!
(to Pete) You know, we may have more in common than you think: we both have a friend who let us down and something tells me that you know what it's like to love a woman who's still infatuated with Clark Kent.
[Talking about Pete] If he ingests anymore kryptonite... we both know what happens to people.
Present company on stand-by.
(to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude) Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!
My father often reminded me that despite the power of the sun, it's always night on half the planet. For all the good you do, there will always be darkness, people who would kill you or abuse your power for their own gain. Lionel Luthor is just one of many.
Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?
I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say sky?
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